Well, here's the new blog.
The old one died a very unfortunate death. I can't go into details, but it involved a nuclear reactor, an anomaly in the custom algorithm that controls the input data of the flux capacitor, and a can of soup.
In other words, epic FAIL.

But my team of experts have been working around the clock and came up with this new one. A free blogger template.
Yeah I know, I should fire my team of experts.

I will leave this post with a photo of Ethan. This is exactly how I looked when I saw the new blog working.